No streaker of whom I am aware has run directly at a security guard with success. In an act of resignation, he ran directly toward a guard. By the time Naked Gentleman in Question made it to shallow center field, his options were few. And given the massive left-field flank, that was plenty. And then what? Is that your entire plan? To the map, please.Ī shifting trapezoid formation was deployed by stadium security. Yes, you took off your clothes and you ran. I have come to the unfortunate conclusion, however, that his act suffered from the same one-dimensionality that tends to plague most streakings. If you're the sort that recoils at the sight of nudity, don't worry, because this video was recorded from a long-distance vantage point. The above image is the thumbnail of a YouTube video of the incident, which as since been taken down. Anyone who can do that without shedding blood or tears is to be commended or, at the very least, respected. (A joke at the expense of people who don't exist! Burn!) Those who did see him, however, were treated to the spectacle of a man who actively and simultaneously rejected multiple social mores. Now, to be fair, not many saw him, as the middle of the diamond at the Marlins' Sun Life Stadium offers nearly as much privacy as your bathroom.
#Streaker at nationals game pro#
This gentleman, who found himself in Miami's Pro Players Park on Wednesday evening, was clearly ashamed of nothing.
I have always found it interesting that according to the best-selling mystery thriller The Bible, we wear clothes not for practical purposes, but simply because we were/are ashamed of ourselves. How does his feat stack up against The Greatest Of All Time, or the last five fans to storm the field at Fenway Park? Let's find out.Īnd the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?Īnd he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, and I hid myself.Īnd he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked?
#Streaker at nationals game series#
2014 "Giants right-hander Jake Peavy will be making his sixth career postseason start in Game 1 of the National League Division Series on Friday at Nationals Park.On Wednesday night, a man streaked during the Marlins-Cubs game.
2015 "The Cubs needed five pitchers to defeat the Nationals, 6-3, in front of a sellout crowd at Nationals Park on Sunday afternoon.".2016 "The Dodgers showed on Thursday afternoon that right-hander Stephen Strasburg is not invincible, as Justin Turner took the Nats righty deep twice to lead Los Angeles to a 6-3 win at Nationals Park.".2017 "The Cubs and Nationals open the best-of-five series at Nationals Park in Washington tonight at 7:30 ET/6:30 CT on TBS.".2018 "Right-hander Jose Berrios finished his excellent spring with another strong outing, throwing three hitless innings against the Nationals on Tuesday in a 3-1 win in an exhibition game at Nationals Park.".2019 "Bryce Harper, now with the Phillies, will be making his first appearance at Nationals Park as a member of the opposition.".2020 "The matchup between the defending champion Nationals and the Yankees, this year's co-favorite, is set to take place on Opening Day at Nationals Park, however MLB has yet to finalize an official schedule.".2021 "Three people were injured in a shooting outside Nationals Park, according to police, forcing Saturday's game between Washington and the San Diego Padres to be suspended.".2022 "Capitol was briefly evacuated Wednesday evening after police said they were tracking an aircraft "that poses a probable threat,'' but the plane turned out to be a military aircraft with parachutists for a pregame demonstration at Nationals Park.".2023 "The Atlanta Braves open up the season on Thursday, March 30 at Nationals Park.".
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